Funny Quotes

When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

-Will Rodgers

Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you’re wrong.

-Unknown

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
-Brian Gerald O’Driscoll

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.

-Oscar Wilde

I have no words…

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